Diabolical Chess

We've been watching the latest snooker thing. It's the visual equivalent of white noise or a lava lamp, I can be watching it but not really. Every now and again something actually happens and there's applause and oh what was that. There's usually a bit in a match where one is a few points behind so it's 'snookers required' and one player is putting the white ball into all sorts of impossible positions for the other and ooh how are they going to get out of that and suddenly it's a game of diabolical chess. Foul, and a miss. Oops.